Lyrics
Headin to the courthouse, tie and boots shined bright.
Said “i do” before i knew it, baskin in the light.
Always chasin after magic, our new love serenade.
Nothin like the feelin, a brand new serenade.
Verse 2
Four times now I’ve walked that aisle, each woman a sweet dream.
Each one had somethin special, it would truly seem.
But that honeymoon feelin, it fades faster than you know.
Leavin me here standin in the afterglow.
Chorus.
Cause all my wives, they leave me in the end.
A kickin and a screamin, like a whiskey bottle’s bend.
Divorce is really such a pity, a heartache and a shame.
They take the house, the truck, the boat, and leave me with my name.
Verse 3
They say I’m hard to live with, always wastin precious time.
But through all the tearin, and the yellin, and every angry fight.
Just one thing i beg them, with all my weary might.
Bridge
I don’t care bout the money, or the comfort they hold dear.
Just one simple request, please listen, crystal clear.
Outro
Darlin, please, I’m beggin you from my soul.
Just don’t take my dog, he’s all i have to hold.
Please just don’t take my dog.
Yeah, please, just don’t take my dog.
